About Me

iTim License Plate

Hi. I’m Tim. I work in IT for a large company in Nashville, Tenn. I don’t like to write that much, which makes this website one giant ironic comedy sketch.

I got the (actually seldom-used) nickname iTim while in high school because, at the time, I was 100% loyal to Apple and Apple products to a fault. I’m only 99% loyal now; the Server app ruined that for me. I briefly marched in an all-age Drum and Bugle Corps whose leadership was hell-bent on giving nicknames to every member. iTim was just natural and it stuck. Besides, if I had contested the nickname, they would have pushed harder. The term consent doesn’t apply to nicknames, after all.

I got my technical start writing HTML at around eight years old, which makes this WordPress-powered website even more ironic. From there, I just got interested in modifying game graphics, writing small scripts, then writing large scripts, etc. etc. etc.

I’m a graduate of Middle Tennessee State University with a degree that has lots of abbreviations no one cares about anymore. Anyway, I’m here to mainly post about nerdy things, pictures, or whatever I feel like. And to be perfectly clear… I love Seinfeld.