You know what’s missing from this year’s College Football campaign? Upsets. REAL upsets. Upsets where the home crowd storms the field because their brains are surging with adrenaline and dopamine and probably alcohol after beating a Top 5 team.

I think the last time that happened in my memory was Syracuse upsetting Clemson in the Carrier Dome.

Faux Betting Status Through Week 5

… yikes. I’m seriously glad this is fake money because I am horrible at this.

SEC Shorts summarized Week 4 the best:

Notre Dame? More like NOTRE FLOP thank you I’ll see myself out…