Believe it or not, computer projections have Penn State only winning this game by 3 points. Three! If Minnesota wins this game, I’ll write a poem about gophers.

– me, last week

WITHOUT FURTHER ADO

*cough cough*

We’re rounding out to third base on the college football regular season. (Is using a baseball metaphor illegal in college football context?)

This weekend, four undefeateds (sic) will clash in what is expected to be the biggest weekend of the regular season: No. 1 2 LSU at No. 2 3 Alabama, and No. 4 Penn State vs No. 17… Minnesota?

AND GUESS WHO WILL BE ATTENDING A WEDDING SATURDAY AFTERNOON!?

College football is the greatest sport in the world because it contains silly things like turnover chains, pig calls, and wagons that pose a major rollover risk.

Speaking of, I wonder if the Sooner Schooner had the NTSB-required rollover warnings on its sun visors?