Tim

Tim is a developer in Nashville who likes to eat and break stuff.

Lessons Learned with DIY Industrial Pipe Shelves

More often than not, home improvement shows on HGTV and the DIY network give a false sense of ease that “small” home projects are a one-afternoon wonder. On these shows, they’ll spend about 26 seconds assembling the final product, while completely neglecting the screw ups, the sixth trip to the hardware store, the meticulous planning, and the quiet sob you suppress when everything feels hopeless and you’re contemplating burning your house down for the insurance money.

Yes, I understand that’s what television always does. It doesn’t make it any less frustrating.

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Nashville’s Finest Drivers: A Drunk Driver

In the year 2020, it amazes me that Drunk Drivers still exist when cabs and shared ride services exist almost for the very purpose of getting you home safely. Yet this idiot still chooses to drive.

I tried contacting police, but I couldn’t make out the plate when I was driving in the rain, and Siri is useless. I hope someone recognizes this colossal idiot and either turns him in, or shames him into getting help.

College Football Pick’em – Championship Week

As personally frustrating and painful the Iron Bowl was to this Alabama fan, the images of the lady getting stuck in the hedges have provided me endless hours of chuckles through the tears.

Alas, here we are. It’s Championship Week, a week where every conference has something on the line except the ACC.

The ACC is dog shit.

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